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A CANDIDATE TO THE MONSTER SCHOOL

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- Hiroshi: See you later!  - Sis: Yes, be good!

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Hiroshi: Hello!  Sorry, I made you wait today too.

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- Hiroshi: I am unforgivable.  - Kaibutsu: Eh?!

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How I would like to go to school too!

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But there is no institute in the world willing...

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...to welcome a monster even as noble as me!

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Hey, wait a minute!  Maybe I know how to fix it!

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- Count: What?!  - Wolf: What?!

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- School?!  - Kaibutsu: Of course!

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Kaibutsu: I intend to establish a school for monsters!

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Well!  Finally, the thirst for knowledge has reawakened in you!

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(NODS) Among us monsters, no one has a shred of intelligence.

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Conte: absolutely right!

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Those big and fat, but without gray matter, are too many!

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From now on the monsters, taking me as an example,

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will have to acquire culture and refine their intelligence.

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(INDISTINCT SOUNDS OF A HAMMER)

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Kaibutsu: Have you informed everyone about the creation of the monster school?

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Of course!  I sent a letter with my traveling bats.

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Conte: I have set the start time for lessons for midnight,

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so soon the students will be here.

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Kaibutsu: I can't wait for them to arrive!

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Kaibutsu: Who knows who will be the first new member among them!

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(SOUND OF VERY HEAVY STEPS)

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Wolf: Watch out, someone's coming!

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Nobilas: Here I am!  Don't start studying without me!

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My name is Nobilas!  First year, section one.

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Kaibutsu: Nobilas, well done!  You were the first to introduce yourself...

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...and you deserve a wonderful prize!

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I hope it's a good meal in the school canteen!

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(THE CLOCK STRIKES THE TIME)

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Conte, an hour has already passed and no one else has shown up!

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In fact it is very strange!  Is it exploded...

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...a flu epidemic in Monsterland, boss?

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- I'm not your boss!  - Ah, yes, it's true!

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Mr. Director!  Forgive the mistake, Mr. Director!

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Anyway, I'm sure other students will come,

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so why don't you start the opening ceremony...

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-...of the school year?  - Wolf: Yes, great tip!

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We only have one student and four teachers!

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Sorry, isn't it time to feed yet?

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Conte: But no!  The opening ceremony is starting...

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...of the school's academic year!

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Conte: With the welcome of our beloved Director!

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(READING) "When will spring come?

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Everyone down in town is asking that!"

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Conte: Continue!  That's great!

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"Everyone will know the right answer when winter finally ends!"

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Verses that will remain in history!

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But do you think it's appropriate as a welcome to new students?

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Yes, it's very cute!

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Kaibutsu: (READING) "At the stroke of exactly midnight,

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when everything here purrs and snores softly,

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you new students, who flocked en masse and in droves,

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with the future of Monsterlandia in hand,

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I, Director of such a school, welcome you with"...

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Kaibutsu: Open up!   Leave!

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Kaibutsu: I've had enough of this ridiculous farce!

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Kaibutsu: Let's start with the lessons before I get angry!

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Conte: But no, Mr. Director!  First little Nobilas...

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...will have to give a greeting as a representative of the students.

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Wolf: Come on, your time has come!

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Wolf: Say the first thing that comes to mind!

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Enough with these senseless sounds!  We do not understand!

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Well, I'm so embarrassed!

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Never like us to hear your verses!

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Nobilas: I'm Nobilas, first year, section one!

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Count: Well done!  Good boy!  Excellent start!

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Nobilas: A little question, Mr. Director!

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- what?  - Now that you know who I am,

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can I go pee?

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Enough!  I'm absolutely fed up with this school!

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Kaibutsu: And even the stage is no longer needed!

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Wolf: Quick!  Traveling bats need to fly again...

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...to call more monsters here, or there will be a big disaster!

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- Kaibutsu: What are you talking about?  - Wolf and Conte: Nothing!  Nothing!

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Count: Little Nobilas, continue the conversation from just now!

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I'm Nobilas, first year, section one!

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All right, all right!  And then!

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So... Isn't it time to pimp yet?

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Kaibutsu: Who will pronounce the word "school"

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-...will be fucked!

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I don't want to be in school anymore!  I want to go back home!

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Wolf: If you stay here, I'll give you a nice lollipop!

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And that's fine, I'll stay!

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(Count: To all gentlemen monsters! Prince Kaibutsu is angry,)

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(because you haven't come to school yet!)

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It is true!  It is forbidden to drive while sleepy!

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Gamero: Sorry, officer, some information!

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Policeman: Say!

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Gamero: Do ​​you know where the monster school is?

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School?  But it's late at night!

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Fishman: Agent, information!

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Fishman: Do you know where the monster school is?

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Policeman: (SWALLOWS) What did you say?  School of what?!

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I repeat: the school of monsters.

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(POLICEMAN SCREAMS) - Fishman: 'Evening!

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Gamero: Hello, Fishman!

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Fishman: Oh, but it's you, Gamero!

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Nobilas: Good!  You have finally arrived!

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Policeman: A... Help!

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Policeman: But you are all... all...

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(THE MONSTERS LAUGH)

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Quick, before it's too much...

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(SOUND OF PAIN)...late!

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Fishman: Come on, guys!  Education is waiting for us!

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If I think that only one showed up,

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(through clenched teeth) I feel so angry that I would bite the world!

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(KNOCKING AT THE DOOR)

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- Can I disturb you, boss?  - Kaibutsu: Get out!

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I just wanted to tell you that school, at the moment, is...

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Kaibutsu: Shut up!

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Don't even say the first letter of the word "school"!

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(INDISTINCT BUZZING IN THE DISTANCE)

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Hey, whose voices are these?

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Happiness!

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The expected students have arrived!

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- Huh?!

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Do you hear them?  They are the new students of the monster school!

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Kaibutsu: Too late!  I'm not admitting anyone at this time!

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They can even go back to where they came from!

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Conte: Listen, boss!  They are cheering her loudly!

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-Conte: They are waiting for a speech from you.  - We want to see the Director!

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- They seem very impatient.  - After all, my colleagues...

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...showed up with a "monstrous" delay...

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...and it is a characteristic that makes us extremely fascinating!

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Kaibutsu: You're right about that!

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(CLEARS THROAT) From this moment on,

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our school begins, but no delays will be allowed in the future!

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- All monsters: Okay!  - (LAUGHS) Hey!  Cheer up, guys!

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This school will be a pleasant experience for everyone!

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The boss seems to be in a good mood again!

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Wolf: You're right!  Let's hope it lasts!

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Conte: Let's start with the matter of the wolfman!

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Whoever wants to take home economics lessons, raise your hand!

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But what is home economics?

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Wolf: Well, mostly, I'll teach you how to cook.

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Nobilas: You mean you'll prepare food for me?

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Wolf: No!  You will eat everything you prepare during the lesson afterwards!

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I choose home economics!

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- Me too!  - Me too!

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And now Professor Frank's subject: physical education!

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I definitely choose physical education!

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And I recommend it to all of you guys too!

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Gamero: Count on us!  I'm a american mental failure!

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- I join!  - Ditto!

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Monsters: One!  Two!  One!  Two!

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And now the subjects of my expertise:

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calculus, literature and sociology!  Who studies with me?

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Count: Ah!  But there isn't half a student left here!

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Conte: All this is unthinkable!

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Conte: What's the point of opening a school...

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...if no one wants to study the essential subjects?

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Kaibutsu: They prefer to keep fit and keep their bellies full!

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Conte: This is an insult to culture and its representative!

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Conte: I don't want to be a teacher anymore!

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- Bye, bye, baby!  - Wait a moment, Count!

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Kaibutsu: If you want, I can be your student.

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- Really?  Do you want me to teach you?  - Yes!

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But who made me do it?!

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Don't look around distractedly...

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-...and take the notebook immediately!  - How annoying!

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Wolf: So, what do you mean by "cooking"?

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Do you want to hurry up and get us to eat or not?

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Shut that oven, you moron!

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Are you the only one eating?!  But this is not right at all!

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Wolf: Greedy!

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- You hurt me!

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What would you say, now, to a nice "monstrous" sauté, friends?

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And what kind of gymnastics would this be?

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Wrestling is so much better, isn't it?

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- Gamero: I accept your challenge!  - Super shocking grip!

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I'm all tingly!

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You dared to attack me?!  You're done!

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Lethal shock!  (SHOUT)

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Does my discharge have no effect on you?

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Fishman: Exactly!  He has great resistance to electricity!

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(MONSTERS' STUNNING REACTION)

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Gamero: An experience so hot that he ended up roasted!

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So what about this answer?

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What should I wait for?

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Kaibutsu: I'm still thinking.

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It can reflect like a mirror, but I'm sure you won't give it to me.

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There's a difference between not remembering and not knowing!

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The truth hurts, I know!

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You must study more, dear master.

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Shut the fuck up!  Even though I did you a favor...

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...to be your student, don't overdo it!

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But...!

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And didn't I become a teacher...

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...cos you ask me this?

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If you thinks so, the Count flutters and goes away!

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Sorry, I'm the one who's wrong.

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And it must be very boring to only have one student, right?

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Hey!  Are you planning to do what I think?

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General meeting in the Count's hall!

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(INDISTINCT BUZZING OF MONSTERS)

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A moment of silence, please!

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From this moment on, you will diligently study only serious subjects!

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But listen...!

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The next day...

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- Kaibutsu: 'Morning!  - Good morning to you, Kaibutsu.

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Um... Could you please take a look at my homework?

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Hiroshi: What?  Your homework?!  Do you mean you go to school?

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(CHUCKLE) In a way!

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Regardless, you always have to do your homework yourself.

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(DISAPPOINTED) I knew you'd say that.

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Count: My professorship is covered in justifications!

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They are all signed by mum and dad for the absence of their children!

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I'll go straight to the boss...

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...to ask him to summon them all at once!

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- Sorry, boss... - Kaibutsu: Ouch, what a pain!

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Kaibutsu: (CHUCKLES) I have a big headache today...

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...and I decided to skip your lessons!

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(SIGHS OF RELIEF)

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