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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.29,0:00:02.58,Default,,0,0,0,,We're close to the end already?!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.58,0:00:05.08,Default,,0,0,0,,It would be such a waste to miss this!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.09,0:00:08.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Reiko, a genius at memorization,\Ncalls me "Master"?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.21,0:00:10.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Fine, I've got an amusing lecture for her!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.51,0:00:13.39,Default,,0,0,0,,The eyes of the students bear uncut diamonds.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.39,0:00:17.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Junichiro Kagami, the Ultimate Otaku\NTeacher, is always the first to find them!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.31,0:01:52.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.23,0:01:57.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Teaching isn't what you truly yearn to do.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.28,0:02:04.66,Def_Top,,0,0,0,,"Particle Physics Lab CERM\NUrgent Press Conference"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.57,0:02:01.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Our final goal is the realization of the\Nspace-warp transportation gate device...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.28,0:02:05.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Also known as the "Anywhere Door."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.41,0:02:09.62,Def_Alt,,0,0,0,,We want you to manage the\Ndevelopment, however you like.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.62,0:02:12.42,Def_Alt,,0,0,0,,I'm sure teaching is boring for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.42,0:02:17.05,Def_Alt,,0,0,0,,You do not understand the meaning of\N"Junichiro Kagami, the teacher."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.05,0:02:19.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Therefore, I am letting you go.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.48,0:02:36.94,Def_Top,,0,0,0,,"From: Junichiro Kagami | To: Suzune Kagami"\N"Subject: Hey, sister"\N"I got fired; I'm no longer a teacher. lol"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.49,0:02:40.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Couldn't he at least say something to me?!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.66,0:02:43.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Where on Earth is big bro?!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.62,0:02:46.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, no reception...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.20,0:02:50.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah well.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.71,0:02:59.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey guys!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.13,0:03:00.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, Junichiro!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.76,0:03:02.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Good morning!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.26,0:03:03.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Morning, big bro!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.85,0:03:04.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Sharp! Sharp!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.89,0:03:05.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Bakkyuun!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.97,0:03:08.43,Default,,0,0,0,,You haven't changed, Otaku Teacher.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.52,0:03:10.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Junichiro!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.81,0:03:14.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh? Yamato?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.61,0:03:21.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Here's your favorite.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.78,0:03:22.95,Default,,0,0,0,,So cold!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.49,0:03:26.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, a dream?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.20,0:03:27.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Here.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.50,0:03:31.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Here's your Doc-P.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.21,0:03:37.63,Default,,0,0,0,,So you'll really come to join us?!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.63,0:03:38.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.63,0:03:43.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes! Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.01,0:03:44.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah!!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.47,0:03:45.47,Def_Top,,0,0,0,,"Ultimate Otaku Teacher #23 | Search"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.47,0:03:49.47,Def_Top,,0,0,0,,"The Job Try Out Girl"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.43,0:03:53.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Listen up, everyone!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.60,0:03:59.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Junichiro Kagami is\Nofficially joining our project!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.15,0:04:00.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Pleased to work with you!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.44,0:04:03.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.57,0:04:05.82,Default,,0,0,0,,I hereby declare!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.82,0:04:11.45,Default,,0,0,0,,We will beat CERM in the race to detect the\NHiggs particle, also known as the God particle,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.45,0:04:15.46,Default,,0,0,0,,and become the world's leader in the\Ndevelopment of the Anywhere Door!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.46,0:04:17.13,Default,,0,0,0,,World's leader...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.13,0:04:18.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Seriously...?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.92,0:04:22.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Group 1, get the positron collision\Nexperiments going on the LHC!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.80,0:04:25.09,Default,,0,0,0,,Group 2, spin up the particle accelerator!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.09,0:04:27.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Group 3, hurry up with the data analysis!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.22,0:04:28.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Understood!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.47,0:04:30.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow, you're on fire!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.22,0:04:32.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Haha, did I scare you?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.89,0:04:35.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Back then this was how we were every day.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.06,0:04:37.02,Default,,0,0,0,,You're right.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.02,0:04:43.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Reckless goals set by reckless leadership,\Nwith a team of reckless fools following them.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.90,0:04:47.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Right then... Time to\Nrev up my rusty engines too!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.07,0:04:50.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey hey! I'm joining you!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.24,0:04:51.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Certainly, sir!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.76,0:05:11.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, oops. Morning already.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.93,0:05:18.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Great... Super... You did it, Junichiro...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.23,0:05:21.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Slowly, and silently...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.50,0:05:38.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh yeah! Nothing beats a\Ncold Doc-P after an all-nighter.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.00,0:05:40.42,Default,,0,0,0,,I haven't done this in so long!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.42,0:05:46.34,Default,,0,0,0,,This is so much fun!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.47,0:05:48.51,Default,,0,0,0,,...Is what I ought to be saying.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.35,0:05:59.19,Default,,0,0,0,,It's because you no longer\Nneed the "Anywhere Door."
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.19,0:06:07.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Hah! If nothing else,\Nthis totally beats teaching!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.20,0:06:14.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Seriously, where has he gone off to?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.46,0:06:19.66,Def_Top,,0,0,0,,"Yesterday's traffic accidents:\NDeaths: 0 | Injuries: 1"
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.71,0:06:23.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh no... Could it be?!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.39,0:06:36.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Wee!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.14,0:06:39.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Big bro...?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.78,0:06:47.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Miss Suzune.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.23,0:06:49.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Chairperson?!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.03,0:06:52.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Kagami is safe; please do not worry.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.57,0:06:55.91,Default,,0,0,0,,I will excuse myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.58,0:07:01.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait, hold on...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.58,0:07:07.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Safe, don't worry...? What in the...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.06,0:07:17.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, Junichiro!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.60,0:07:19.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, good morning!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.48,0:07:22.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Let me introduce...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.73,0:07:27.23,Default,,0,0,0,,This is Miss Reiko Mukyo,\Na one-day tryout intern for our lab.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.24,0:07:33.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Kagami?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.03,0:07:34.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.82,0:07:37.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you Junichiro Kagami?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.37,0:07:42.58,Default,,0,0,0,,That was sudden... You know about me?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.58,0:07:44.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Yomi told me.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.17,0:07:47.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Yomi? Who's Yomi?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.38,0:07:54.93,Default,,0,0,0,,I thought this was supposed\Nto be a top-secret facility.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.93,0:07:58.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Why would you accept interns?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.14,0:08:02.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes... It's super rare. Or rather, impossible.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.89,0:08:05.60,Default,,0,0,0,,It suddenly came up yesterday.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.60,0:08:10.73,Default,,0,0,0,,We weren't told where the introduction\Ncame from, just the authorization.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.86,0:08:16.74,Default,,0,0,0,,It's like a shadowy force is\Nconspiring behind the curtains...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.74,0:08:18.28,Default,,0,0,0,,As if!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.12,0:08:20.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Kagami!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.66,0:08:22.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Kagami, Reiko is bored!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.79,0:08:25.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh? Bored?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.08,0:08:28.67,Default,,0,0,0,,You were the one who\Nsigned up to check this place out.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.67,0:08:33.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Reiko just came because Yomi told me to.\NThat boring machine doesn't interest Reiko.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.97,0:08:36.26,Default,,0,0,0,,That boring machine?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.26,0:08:41.14,Default,,0,0,0,,That machine is needed\Nfor building the "Anywhere Door."
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.14,0:08:42.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Hmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.97,0:08:45.85,Default,,0,0,0,,See, it's interesting all of a sudden, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.85,0:08:47.81,Default,,0,0,0,,What's this "Anywhere Door"?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.86,0:08:51.48,Default,,0,0,0,,What?! Seriously?!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.48,0:08:52.82,Default,,0,0,0,,You don't know about that manga...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.82,0:08:56.15,Default,,0,0,0,,You don't know the famous bipedal feline robot?!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.16,0:09:01.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Manga? The text-and-pictures\Npublications for children?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.04,0:09:02.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.16,0:09:03.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Not interested!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.24,0:09:05.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Haha...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.50,0:09:09.29,Default,,0,0,0,,It seems like you did not\Nreceive proper education...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.29,0:09:12.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, I pity you! You unfortunate soul!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.84,0:09:17.55,Default,,0,0,0,,How can I let a fellow Japanese... No, a fellow\Nhuman stay ignorant of that masterpiece?!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.55,0:09:20.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Come! Your re-education awaits!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.31,0:09:28.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Listen. I wouldn't mind if you were\Npicky with food you haven't tasted,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.52,0:09:30.65,Default,,0,0,0,,but I will not allow you to judge\Na manga you've never read!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.65,0:09:33.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't leave this room until you've\Nread every volume, do you understand?!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.28,0:09:36.24,Def_Top,,0,0,0,,"Kabutomushi Comics"\N"Michiemon | Volume 1"\N"Takeshi F. Azuma"
Dialogue: 0,0:09:42.13,0:09:46.16,Default,,0,0,0,,She messed up my plans for today.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.16,0:09:50.21,Default,,0,0,0,,I have to finish up the\NHiggs particle formula by tomorrow.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.48,0:10:12.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Dang! I fell asleep for two whole hours!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.61,0:10:16.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh? What are you doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.49,0:10:18.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Reiko read all of the manga!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.78,0:10:20.49,Default,,0,0,0,,It was amusing!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.49,0:10:23.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Now Reiko is interested\Nin the "Anywhere Door" too!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.33,0:10:28.29,Default,,0,0,0,,What? She read every\Nvolume in under two hours?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:28.29,0:10:32.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Building that amusing gadget\Nin real life... That's exciting!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.50,0:10:34.21,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm going to join you!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:34.21,0:10:37.88,Default,,0,0,0,,How do you know how to work that thing?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.88,0:10:39.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Reiko watched.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.17,0:10:40.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:40.72,0:10:45.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Reiko has a special power. Reiko can do\Nanything if Reiko watches it being done once.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:45.89,0:10:51.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Yomi was right. Junichiro would\Nteach Reiko amusing things!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.73,0:10:55.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Yomi again? Who in the world is...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.61,0:11:03.49,Default,,0,0,0,,It's like a shadowy force is\Nconspiring behind the curtains... As if!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:03.49,0:11:11.21,Default,,0,0,0,,A conspiring force... Yomi... Yomi... Koyomi...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:11.92,0:11:15.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Koyomi Hiiragi, Options?!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.76,0:11:20.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Who are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.84,0:11:22.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Reiko!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.51,0:11:28.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Reiko Mukyo, first-year student\Nat Hiiragi Academy, Mr. Kagami!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.14,0:11:32.14,Def_Top,,0,0,0,,"Higgs particle detected"
Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.99,0:11:44.04,Default,,0,0,0,,First-year student at Hiiragi Academy...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:44.04,0:11:46.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Reiko Mukyo.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.12,0:11:49.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Sent in by Options, I suppose...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.79,0:11:53.96,Default,,0,0,0,,First she fires me, then this?\NWhat is she thinking?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.51,0:12:00.30,Default,,0,0,0,,What did Options tell you?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:00.30,0:12:02.89,Default,,0,0,0,,What are you trying to achieve here?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:02.89,0:12:05.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Achieve?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:05.56,0:12:07.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Nothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.39,0:12:08.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:08.73,0:12:11.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Reiko is just here,\Nbecause Yomi told Reiko to go.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:11.61,0:12:14.65,Default,,0,0,0,,I mean, she wouldn't send\Nyou here without a reason...?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.65,0:12:21.66,Default,,0,0,0,,But Reiko is glad. Reiko didn't\Nknow what it felt like to be amused.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:21.66,0:12:25.33,Default,,0,0,0,,But now Reiko knows! Thanks to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:25.33,0:12:28.58,Default,,0,0,0,,This excited feeling;\Nthis must be what amusing is!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:28.58,0:12:31.88,Default,,0,0,0,,It's so fun, and Reiko is very happy!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:31.88,0:12:33.34,Default,,0,0,0,,You...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.34,0:12:35.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Junichiro! No, Excitement-Man!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:35.88,0:12:38.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Teach Reiko more amusing things!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.05,0:12:39.43,Default,,0,0,0,,What kind of name is Excitement-Man?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:39.43,0:12:41.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Stop giving people weird nicknames!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:41.47,0:12:45.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Do you have any more manga?\NReiko wants to read more!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:45.77,0:12:51.10,Default,,0,0,0,,That was the only one\NI carry with me at all times...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.11,0:12:52.86,Default,,0,0,0,,What?! Wow!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.86,0:12:54.69,Default,,0,0,0,,We detected the Higgs particle?!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:54.69,0:12:56.61,Default,,0,0,0,,I knew you could do it, Junichiro!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:56.61,0:13:00.57,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I just did the math. She found it.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:00.57,0:13:04.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Really?! Who is she, anyway...?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:04.45,0:13:11.67,Default,,0,0,0,,No clue... Hey, this lab doesn't\Nhave manga by any chance, does it?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.67,0:13:15.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Manga? What did I tell you?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.63,0:13:18.72,Default,,0,0,0,,I built this lab for you, Junichiro!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.72,0:13:21.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh? So are you saying...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:21.43,0:13:24.51,Default,,0,0,0,,I built an Anumate shop right inside the lab!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:24.51,0:13:26.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Seriously?!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:26.14,0:13:28.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's go, Excitement-Man! Hurry, hurry!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.27,0:13:30.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah yeah, fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.60,0:13:32.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:32.65,0:13:35.02,Default,,0,0,0,,I can show you the place.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:35.02,0:13:36.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.32,0:13:38.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Junichiro is busy.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:38.24,0:13:41.86,Default,,0,0,0,,There are so many tasks he needs to do today.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:41.86,0:13:46.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't worry! Reiko took care\Nof it already, on the side.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:46.12,0:13:46.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:46.99,0:13:50.20,Default,,0,0,0,,So can you stay out of this... old lady...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:50.21,0:13:53.33,Default,,0,0,0,,O-Old?!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.84,0:14:01.01,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm only 24...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.01,0:14:02.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's go! Come on!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:02.80,0:14:05.55,Default,,0,0,0,,--Twenty-four...\N--Relentless...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.55,0:14:09.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow! Anumate underground is quite a view!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.73,0:14:11.93,Default,,0,0,0,,I can almost see a halo behind it!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:11.93,0:14:15.48,Default,,0,0,0,,So what should Reiko do now?!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:16.65,0:14:20.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Fine! I will show you the Way of the Anumate!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.82,0:14:23.86,Default,,0,0,0,,You shall be my pupil, understood?!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:23.86,0:14:26.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Got it, Excitement-Man!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.08,0:14:28.62,Default,,0,0,0,,You shall refer to me as Master!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.62,0:14:30.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, Master!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:42.93,0:14:45.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow! This place is full of amusing!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:45.14,0:14:50.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Unlimited purchases with Yamato's\Nemployee card? What a dream come true!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.89,0:14:54.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow! A kebab stand, an Akihabara favorite!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:52.82,0:14:56.77,Def_Top,,0,0,0,,"Doner Kebab"
Dialogue: 0,0:14:54.60,0:14:56.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Operated by\Nrealistic-looking foreign dudes too!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:57.44,0:15:01.65,Default,,0,0,0,,I thought this place was top secret...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:01.65,0:15:02.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Welcome!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.78,0:15:06.49,Default,,0,0,0,,One hot spicy chili sauce with double beef!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:06.49,0:15:08.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Reiko too!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:08.12,0:15:12.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Same? Are you sure? It's pretty spicy.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:12.41,0:15:14.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Reiko wants the same one as Master!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.75,0:15:18.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah! So good!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:19.85,0:15:22.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Ugh... Spicy...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.30,0:15:25.22,Default,,0,0,0,,I told you so; are you okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:25.22,0:15:28.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Reiko is fine... This is fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:28.64,0:15:33.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Master teaches Reiko many amusing things...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:33.02,0:15:36.60,Default,,0,0,0,,This is much more fun\Nthan anything in the past!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:36.60,0:15:40.02,Default,,0,0,0,,That's why Reiko will do as Master does!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:40.02,0:15:44.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Then Reiko will become\Nmore amusing and more fun!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.11,0:15:48.82,Default,,0,0,0,,What kind of life have you lived so far...?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:48.82,0:15:54.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Reiko was in a sanitarium in the mountains.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:54.25,0:16:02.04,Default,,0,0,0,,It was a pretty, white building, where\Nthey did experiments on Reiko's abilities.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:02.05,0:16:07.01,Default,,0,0,0,,But the experiments were the same, every day.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:07.01,0:16:13.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Reiko remembers everything by\Nseeing it once, so it was very boring.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.64,0:16:17.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Then, one day...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:17.94,0:16:23.32,Default,,0,0,0,,How would you like to\Nexperience more amusing things?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:23.32,0:16:27.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Amusing? What's that?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:27.07,0:16:31.28,Default,,0,0,0,,You will meet someone who can teach you that.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:31.28,0:16:37.66,Default,,0,0,0,,For that, you must become a\Nstudent at my academy, Reiko Mukyo.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:37.66,0:16:42.21,Default,,0,0,0,,It's impossible.\NReiko has never left this building.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:42.21,0:16:44.50,Default,,0,0,0,,I will get you out.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.51,0:16:47.42,Default,,0,0,0,,If that is what you desire...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:50.22,0:16:54.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Reiko really wanted to\Nknow what amusing felt like.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:54.93,0:17:00.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Yesterday, Reiko suddenly got a call\Nand was told to come here by Yomi.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:00.27,0:17:03.40,Default,,0,0,0,,She told Reiko to meet\Nsomeone named Junichiro Kagami.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:03.40,0:17:07.19,Default,,0,0,0,,So Options really did all\Nthis to make me meet her.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.19,0:17:09.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Reiko is glad that Reiko listened to Yomi.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:09.95,0:17:14.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Master makes Reiko's days amusing.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:14.24,0:17:17.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Reiko will do as you say, Master.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.50,0:17:22.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, go back to your room now.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.17,0:17:24.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh? But Reiko is still...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:24.00,0:17:27.42,Default,,0,0,0,,What, aren't you going to do as I say?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:32.55,0:17:36.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay... Reiko will do as you say!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:42.44,0:17:47.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, naughty you! Making a girl cry?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:47.36,0:17:49.65,Default,,0,0,0,,It's fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:49.65,0:17:54.49,Default,,0,0,0,,She needs to understand\Nwhat amusing really is.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:58.75,0:18:02.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Was he angry...?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.00,0:18:06.71,Default,,0,0,0,,But why...? Reiko did exactly as he said.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:06.71,0:18:10.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Did Reiko do something to irritate him...?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:10.38,0:18:13.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Is it because Reiko didn't finish that food?!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:14.85,0:18:18.68,Default,,0,0,0,,If Master stops teaching Reiko...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:18.68,0:18:22.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Reiko won't be able to understand\Nwhat amusing means again...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:22.27,0:18:24.31,Default,,0,0,0,,No! That can't be!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:30.65,0:18:35.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Emergency level 4. We are under a cyberattack.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:35.28,0:18:37.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Emergency level 4...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:38.33,0:18:40.12,Default,,0,0,0,,A cyberattack?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:40.12,0:18:43.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Someone's trying to steal all of\Nour Higgs particle research data!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:43.92,0:18:46.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Master needs that data for work!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:49.67,0:18:52.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, go back to your room now.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:52.59,0:18:58.26,Default,,0,0,0,,But if Reiko isn't in the room, that would\Nmean Reiko went against Master's instructions...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:58.26,0:19:02.93,Default,,0,0,0,,If Master stops teaching Reiko...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:04.69,0:19:05.81,Default,,0,0,0,,What's going on?!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:05.81,0:19:07.90,Default,,0,0,0,,The main server is being hacked!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:07.90,0:19:09.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Who's doing this?!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:09.07,0:19:11.32,Default,,0,0,0,,We're still finding out...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:11.32,0:19:12.44,Default,,0,0,0,,We got it!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:12.44,0:19:13.99,Default,,0,0,0,,It's CERM!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:13.99,0:19:15.95,Default,,0,0,0,,CERM?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.28,0:19:24.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Junichiro! How dare you\Ndecline my offer and join KEC...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:24.75,0:19:27.38,Default,,0,0,0,,So is that your final answer?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:30.25,0:19:33.13,Default,,0,0,0,,IDS and IPS are both down!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:31.17,0:19:32.84,Def_Top,,0,0,0,,"Firewall is not responding."\N"IDS has stopped functioning. Intrusion from\Nexternal networks can no longer be detected."\N"IPS has stopped functioning. Cannot protect\Nagainst intrusion from external networks."
Dialogue: 0,0:19:33.13,0:19:36.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Double-check our security system states!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:36.34,0:19:41.26,Default,,0,0,0,,They placed a time-activated virus\Non our self-diagnostic programs!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:41.26,0:19:44.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Port scan detected on\Nall servers within the labs!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:44.06,0:19:46.35,Default,,0,0,0,,They're opening all of our ports!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:46.35,0:19:47.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Code red!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:47.69,0:19:50.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Dammit, Tim!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:52.53,0:19:53.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Tim! How dare you!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:53.74,0:19:59.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Kagami! So building the Door\Nreally was what you yearned to do!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:03.04,0:20:04.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Junichiro!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:04.62,0:20:08.42,Default,,0,0,0,,They've taken over 97% of our network traffic!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:08.42,0:20:10.71,Default,,0,0,0,,The whole system is going\Ndown unless we do something!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:10.71,0:20:12.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Dammit!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:17.84,0:20:21.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Simulated firewalls deployed!\NDummy servers active!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:21.05,0:20:23.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Right! I'll lead them in!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:25.48,0:20:27.14,Default,,0,0,0,,The enemy is chasing the dummy!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:27.14,0:20:30.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah! I got the attacker in our dummy server!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:30.61,0:20:33.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Sever all logical connections\Nwith the main server!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:33.11,0:20:35.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Follow up and sever\Nphysical connections as well!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:37.20,0:20:42.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Route trace the attacker's trail\Nand counter with command injection!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:42.28,0:20:46.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Bombarding with tons of code to overflow them!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:51.75,0:20:54.55,Default,,0,0,0,,All functionality restored! System all green!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:54.55,0:20:56.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:59.72,0:21:02.01,Default,,0,0,0,,The hack failed.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:02.01,0:21:05.60,Default,,0,0,0,,I suppose that was rather immature of me.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:13.82,0:21:17.28,Default,,0,0,0,,You didn't do as I told.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:23.24,0:21:25.45,Default,,0,0,0,,That was the right thing to do!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:27.66,0:21:32.50,Default,,0,0,0,,To truly enjoy amusing things,\Nyou have to listen to your heart.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:32.50,0:21:39.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Listening to others or following\Norders will get you nowhere.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:39.76,0:21:41.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Thanks for the help back there.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:41.64,0:21:45.64,Default,,0,0,0,,If you had listened to me,\Nwe would've been toast!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:45.64,0:21:48.14,Default,,0,0,0,,That was amusing, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:53.94,0:21:59.65,Default,,0,0,0,,It was absolutely fantastically amusing!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:30.31,0:23:32.39,Def_Top,,0,0,0,,"Next Episode | Search"
Dialogue: 0,0:23:32.73,0:23:36.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey! This is Junichiro Kagami,\Nthe Ultimate Otaku Teacher!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:36.02,0:23:39.19,Default,,0,0,0,,...the meaning of\N"Junichiro Kagami, the teacher"!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:39.19,0:23:41.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Period Twenty-four, "My Educational Policies."
Dialogue: 0,0:23:41.65,0:23:42.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Final episode!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:42.78,0:23:44.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Time to give my last lecture!