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Sis: One moment, I'll come right away.

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- (Sis: I guessed it.)
- Hiroshi: Who was he?

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Nobody. Maybe a bad boy who
wanted to play stupid jokes.

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(KNOCK ON DOOR)

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Hiroshi: I'll go!
And if it's someone I know,

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I will make him
lose this bad habit.

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- Hiroshi: Come out, coward!
- Hello!

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Are you exist?!

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Hiroshi: Then you really exist.
You are not my nightmare.

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Why don't you come play with me?

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I can't, I have to go to
school and I'm already late.

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- Aren't you going, Carletto?
- Carletto: School ?! It's not for me.

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- Hiroshi: Why not?
> - Sis: Hiroshi, breakfast!

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- Sis: Who is it? A friend of yours?
- Hiroshi: Not really. He is...

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Carletto: Carletto! I have recently
lived in this neighborhood.

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<- Sis: What? Do ya live alone?
- No. With weird guys. One is...

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Well, what are you waiting for?
Come in and have breakfast with us.

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Hiroshi: Look,
in case you didn't understand, he's...

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What a funny guy, your friend!
Come in, guys.

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> Sis: Come on,
Hiroshi, let him in.

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Sis: What are you waiting for?
Eat before the soup gets cold.

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Hiroshi: Come on, Carletto, eat!

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Oh, dear me!

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Sis: What are you doing? Do you
behave like this in front of a guest?

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Hiroshi: He has...

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Come on, don't be shy.
Come and sit next to me.

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<Carletto: Sure, madam!

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Sis: By the way, I don't remember your
name. Do you want to tell me again?

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My name, kind lady, is Carletto!

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Sis: Carletto? That's funny!
It's a name I've never heard of.

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Sis: And tell me, dear,
where are your parents now?

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Carletto: Well,
the old man stayed in Rivendilan...

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... uh... I mean in the village!
Here I live alone.

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Carletto: You know,
they sent me to Tokyo to study.

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Blessed are you who
have such rich parents.

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Hiroshi is in third grade...

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... and he still doesn't know how
to do anything by himself! (Laughs)

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Damn! If I don't hurry,
I'll be late for work today too.

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Hiroshi, do you want to hurry up?
Or you'll be late too.

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Sis: I don't have time to
do the dishes right now.

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Oh, don't worry, I'll do it.

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You are very kind, Carletto!

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Really kind!
But I'll take care of it on my return.

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Carletto: But I have to thank
ya for breakfast, right?

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Sis: Don't worry, dear,
you don't have to thank me for anything.

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- I said I'll do it!
- Hiroshi: Better not to oppose him.

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I'll take care of cleaning the house.

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Sis: Of course your
friend is a little weird.

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Hiroshi: In my opinion
he's a bit more than weird.

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- (Who knows what he'll be up to.)
- Sis: Something wrong?

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Hiroshi: I forgot the notebook.
I'm going to get it.

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What a strange way to work!

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(How is he going to stretch them like this?)

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Man on TV: (CRYING)
Please, Fru Fru, come home!

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Man on TV: (CRYING) If I have to
live without you, I'd rather die!

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Man on TV: (CRYING) I know it's my
fault, but come back!

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Man on TV: (Crying)
Please come back, ARR sponsors!!

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What an retard!

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(KNOCKING AT THE DOOR)

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Who's in the house?

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Representative: Hey there!
What a beautiful baby you are!

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Rep: Hey, honey,
why don't you call Mom?

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-She is not at home.
- Then I'll pass another time.

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<Carletto: Wait!
Tell me what you want.

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Representative: Well, here...
I represent Cola cosmetics.

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Representative: It's certainly
not for kids like you. Bye Bye.

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Carletto: Give me a
demonstration, slave!

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- Representative: Well, really...
- Carletto: Hurry up!

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Representative: Okay,
you convinced me.

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<Representative: Let's see...

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Representative: This is the
day cream for couperose.

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Representative: Unfold it.
One application is enough...

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... and those ugly red spots
will disappear from your face...

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... and the skin will
become white and soft.

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Carletto: Give it here!

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Damn, kid!

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This is not ice cream!
Now I'll teach you how to use it.

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You have to put it on your face and
then let it penetrate slowly...

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... with a gentle circular
massage, clear?

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Oh, no, this is crazy! I'm leaving!

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Carletto: Come on, I'm bored!
Show me something else.

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(FEAR REACTION) - Carletto:
Well, so what?

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Just two drops of this perfume...

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... and men will fall at ur feet...

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Good!  I feel like a tiger!

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(Cry of fright)

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What else is there?

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This looks like chocolate,
instead it's a lipstick.

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She puts it on her lips.

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Carletto: What are you waiting
for, stupid?

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Representative: But
this is used by women.

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Good!  Then I will become a woman!

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(SCREAM OF FRIGHT OF
THE REPRESENTATIVE)

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Look!  How am i doing?

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Representative: (SHOUTS) Help!
Help! Help!

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Representative: Help!

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Look where you step, you 4chan retard!

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Is anyone home?
Well, I'm going in.

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Hey friend!

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Look,
I came to offer you a deal.

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Do you want a beautiful pencil?

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So maybe you want a notebook.

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Okay, I'll give you
both instead of one.

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This pencil is absolutely unbreakable...
(BREAK THE PENCIL)

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Well, there is always the advantage
that you find yourself two.

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<Seller: Let's move on to something else.
For example, this notebook...

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... is very resistant...

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After all it's always paper,
you can use it as a handkerchief.

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(BLOW THE NOSE WITH FORCE)

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Instead this...

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Ungrateful leecher, do you wanna listen to me?

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- Watch me!
- Calm down, old fart!

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Are you also a representative?

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For heaven's sake,
boy, I'm a peddler.

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Then you work for a clinic!

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Faggot, stop joking!

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I just got out of prison,
I could hurt you a lot. Look!

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- Seller: Did I scare you?
- Carletto: You're really sorry!

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Okay, I'll show you!

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Okay, now it's my turn.

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- How about this?
- Then it's a challenge! Look!

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Carletto: I think I won, right?

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Vendor: (laughs) What a strange guy!

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You are good at making imitations.
You look like a real tiger.

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But it's true...

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(Better get away before
it tears me apart.)

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(CARLETTO ROARS) (SELLER'S
SCREAM OF TERROR)

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(SELLER SCREAMS IN TERRORIZATION)

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<Sis: Oh, there are always sellers around.

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Hiroshi: Of course it would be
nice to have as a neighbor...

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... someone to defend
you from those nuisances.

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Don't worry,
I'll come and live here!

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(VERSES OF DISCONCERT
BY HIROSHI AND SIS)

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(WITH FRENCH ACCENT) I refuse
to show off as a scarecrow...

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... for stupid street vendors.

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(WITH GERMAN ACCENT) I think so
too, little one.

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(FRANK'S APPROVAL VERSES)

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We are serious monsters, us.
You cannot expect...

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... that we lower ourselves
to certain shows...

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... because ur little friend keep on trimming cans.

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I advise you to think again.

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- Wolf: yes, master.
(FRANK'S APPROVAL VERSES)

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Enough! I said we will
move and it will be!

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(VERSES OF ANGER) One, two, three...

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(COUNT, WOLF AND FRANK
CRY IN TERRORIZATION)

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... and four!

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All right, master, but don't explode!

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Prince, if anything happens to you,
your father, the King, will throw us out.

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- Well, I'll do as you say.
- But if we go to live there,

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you're gonna have to act
like a normal kid, y'know?

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No need to tell me! I know!
Or do I have to get mad again?

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Conte, Wolf and Frank: No, sir!

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Good! Then we'll
move out before dawn.

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- Wolf: It's impossible, master.
- Conte: I could die!

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Silence! I said "tonight" and it
will be tonight! Got it, you retards?

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- Hurry up!
(INDISTINCT SCREAMS OF APPROVAL)

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(COUNT'S TERROR VERSES)

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(COUNT'S TERROR VERSES)
Oh, the sun!

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